Happy #foodfetishfriday ya filthy sailors, it's me it's me, it's the D-A-V-E, coming to u live
from the #foodfetishfriday world headquarters in beautiful Philadelphia with your weekly Friday food filth fix.
So here we go, here we go, summer is finally upon us & the country is slowly reopening, which got me to thinking, what's gonna happen when all these people who were so used to being isolated are finally allowed to come out & socialize again in public w alcohol? I have a feeling its gonna be a lot like reintroducing an animal into the wild, so we need to do this slowly and just right so we can monitor that people still remember how to act in public. Now right about now youre probably asking yourself, Dave, are u suggesting we have someone (hopefully w an Australian accent, hiding in a bush) monitor public places w a tranquilizer gun, ready to take down anyone who forgot how to act while out amongst the public? Yes, yes I am. Look, this reintroduction back into society wont be for everyone, but never fear, your #foodpornunicorn is here with a helpful workaround for just this occasion. Say the thought of going out on a date fills your soul with enough skiddish anxiety & dread to rival a squirrel being thrown in the middle of a death metal mosh pit. Never fear, thanks to this weeks category inspired by the beautiful & amazingly awesome @ukrainianbella this worry is gone forever cuz were talking about UKRAINIAN MAIL ORDER BRIDES. Now u may be wondering, does she really love me, is she just using me for a green card or will she leave me for a guy who has even an ounce of confidence & doesn't wear tube sock w sandals? I mean, is police culture racist, of course the answer is yes. But, just remember the good times, like when you introduced her to your Star Trek Club buds, remember how amazed they all were & wanted to smell your fingers, good times. Or, remember when u brought her to your orthodontist for you retainer fitting & the nurse did that hard double take, good times. So in honor of this magical union, I made this Ukrainian Honey Cake, topped w Powder Sugar & Summer Berries cuz what's a wedding without a cake?