“That’s when you know you’ve made it. When you’re eating mango that was sliced by a white dude named Noah.”
#trappedhisass #noahmango #hisnameisactuallynoah #notactuallypregnant
Happy Christmas times with the in-laws.
Noah got the pose just right.
#noahmango
Who else wants that sliced mango🙋🏻♀️🥭
“I wanna get to the point as a couple where I can comfortably afford sliced mango.
Know what I’m talking about? I’m talking about that Whole Foods mango. That $10-a-box Whole Foods mango that was sliced by white people. That’s the kind of income bracket I’m striving for. That’s when you know you’ve made it, when you’re eating mango that was sliced by a dude named Noah. I want Noah mango…Rebecca kiwi, Danielle pineapple.” @aliwong
#wholefoods #aliwong #wholefoodsmango #noahmango #rebeccakiwi #daniellepineapple #incomebracket #slicedmango
#wholefoods #aliwong #wholefoodsmango #noahmango #rebeccakiwi #daniellepineapple #incomebracket #slicedmango
Quarantine or not, I couldn’t pass up an opportunity to dress up as my favorite comedienne @aliwong this Halloween...
especially when I wouldn’t need a foam bump to pull it off this year 😉 Now to cut down on that Noahmango to save up for some diapers! 👶🍼 #babykimcomingapril2021
Costume details —> http://liketk.it/2ZyGL
#aliwongcostume #noahmango #stylethebump #LTKFall #halloween2021
Costume details —> http://liketk.it/2ZyGL
#aliwongcostume #noahmango #stylethebump #LTKFall #halloween2021
“You’ve made it, when you're eating mango that was sliced by a dude named Noah.
I want Noah mango… …Rebecca kiwi, Danielle pineapple.” - Ali Wong @aliwong #aliwong #noahmango #rebeccakiwi🥝 #daniellepinapple #myskinbuddy #vitamincskincare #tgifquotes #dailymotivation #healthylifestyle #ilovemangoes😍
Anyone else totally pick up what @aliwong is putting down?😅😅😂⠀
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Food is often a considerable expense for many families. While we can't always cut down on the volume of groceries we purchase or say 'yes' to those sweet, sweet pre-sliced mango packages, there are a few tried and true methods to slice (pun intended) your spending in half!🍞😎⠀
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Head to our #stories to watch Megan go through 6 of her biggest tips! Or, head to our #LinkInBio for her full list (plus a few bonus tips!)⬅️⠀
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Let us know, what tips do you have to owning the supermarket shuffle? Are you a crown couponer? Do you boast the best bulk buying abilities?💭⠀
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#tipsandtricks #aliwong #comedysketch #noahmango #wholefoods #produce #budgetblogger #frugalfamily #frugalliving #budgeting #personalfinance #moneytips #budgetmom #frugalmom #budgethelp #momonabudget #savemoney #savemore #pennypincher #spendless #budgetfamily #moneysavingtips #cashbudget #familyblogger #workingmomma #budgetlife #altanafcu
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Head to our #stories to watch Megan go through 6 of her biggest tips! Or, head to our #LinkInBio for her full list (plus a few bonus tips!)⬅️⠀
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#tipsandtricks #aliwong #comedysketch #noahmango #wholefoods #produce #budgetblogger #frugalfamily #frugalliving #budgeting #personalfinance #moneytips #budgetmom #frugalmom #budgethelp #momonabudget #savemoney #savemore #pennypincher #spendless #budgetfamily #moneysavingtips #cashbudget #familyblogger #workingmomma #budgetlife #altanafcu
I don’t know why, but I love it when my nephew farts.
#noahmango
I got something better than @aliwong ‘s #noahmango and #daniellepineapple I got “Mom watermelons” and “Mom pineapples” They were all sliced and put into containers for me with love by Mom.
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Say hello to my farting nephew (put the sound on all the way up!) @happyxjoyce @mikerun4him
#noahmango @aliwong
So far the highlight of my quarantine is being patient enough to wait for this mango to be ripe enough to eat.
It was delicious. @aliwong it wasnt @wholefoods Noahmango, but it definitely made me feel like a rich b*tch #igetitfrommyamma #babycobra #noahmango #quarantine
#supermatcha #greentealatte #heaven #youaresomatchaful #슈퍼말차 #성수카페
➡️ Love U 👽 Super Matcha 💚
➡️ Last days of pregnancy are hard #38weekspregnant
➡️ I accidentally stole the bathroom key from the realtor's office 🤦♀️ #pregnancybrain (but it oddly blends well with the green stickers)
➡️My matcha latte was made by a robot🤖 #beatthat #noahmango #imadeit
➡️ Last days of pregnancy are hard #38weekspregnant
➡️ I accidentally stole the bathroom key from the realtor's office 🤦♀️ #pregnancybrain (but it oddly blends well with the green stickers)
➡️My matcha latte was made by a robot🤖 #beatthat #noahmango #imadeit
Here's to making it this year Mavens. (Even if it means eating mango sliced by a dude named Noah according to the wise and talented @aliwong.
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#quotestoliveby #funnyquotes #womenquotesoftheday #femalebadassery #femalecomedians #femalecomedian #femalefunny #femalefunnypower #inspired #quotesandsayings #funnythoughts #mangofordays #funnybone #laughteristhebestmedicine #laughoutloud #funnyisfemale #funnyisfunny😂 #noahmango #aliwong #aliwongbabycobra #aliwonghardknockwife #indianapolis #indiana #loveindy❤️ #midwestlife #midwestisbest #midwestmoments #centralindiana
#quotestoliveby #funnyquotes #womenquotesoftheday #femalebadassery #femalecomedians #femalecomedian #femalefunny #femalefunnypower #inspired #quotesandsayings #funnythoughts #mangofordays #funnybone #laughteristhebestmedicine #laughoutloud #funnyisfemale #funnyisfunny😂 #noahmango #aliwong #aliwongbabycobra #aliwonghardknockwife #indianapolis #indiana #loveindy❤️ #midwestlife #midwestisbest #midwestmoments #centralindiana
Thinking about colonizing Noah later
#AliWong #NoahMango #Costume #SoPicturesque #ColonizeTheColonizer #ThatWholeFoodsSlicedFruitTho #HappyHalloween
Smiling as I imagine if my mangoes were sliced by a dude named Noah!! 🤣 🤙
@aliwong you are hilarious! #NoahMango #BabyCobra #AliMadeMyDay #Netflix #Laugh
A geek enjoys #noahmango ! #aliwong #milkandhoneytour #chicagotheatre
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I know you want that wholefoods mango 😋 @aliwong #housewife #goals 💭 #incomebracket
#tostrivefor #knowwhatimtalkingabout #wholefoodsmango 🍊🍋 #thatwasslicedbywhitepeople 🥑 #slicedbyadudenamednoah #noahmango #rebeccakiwi🥝 #daniellepinneapple 🍍 #comedyspecial #netflix #aliwong #tvshow 📺 #standup #🎤 #jokes #fun #laughs #seeaquarter 💰 #andjustkeeponwalking #likeaprincess👑 #intears #hadmeinstitches #icanrelate #🤣
🌸 Spent some time with this woman today. We have not had the perfect relationship.
But, today, we may have had the most perfect and fulfilling conversation in my life. She spoke to me about our different religious views and forgiveness and happiness. Thanks for today, Mom. Happy 39th Mother’s Day and happy early 69th birthday!
I bought some “Noah mango” from Aldi yesterday and my husband asked me how it felt.
I answered, “Amazing.” @aliwong
I👏🏾am👏🏾angry👏🏾at👏🏾y’all. ALL YA’LL. 🗣🗣🗣Why didn’t y’all tell me that ripe mango is addictive and it’ll change yo life?
How could y’all keep this from me? I’m hurt y’all, especially my islanders. I thought we were cool, y’all rude, #hmph #mango #carrot #smoothie S/n, yes I did go to @wholefoods last night and actually buy some fresh #NoahMango to put with the frozen Great Value mango I already had 🤣🤣🤣 it’s half gone already I’m addicted 🤷🏾♀️ oh well
Speaking of, today’s #smoothie #carrots #mango #NoahMango #blacktea #peaches #
When you take a gorgeous photo of ✌🏾today’s✌🏾smoothie that suddenly has to become yesterday’s smoothie #LaterGram lol 😬 #greensmoothie #spinach #mango #NoahMango #blacktea
We’ve got some 🔥 @aliwong merch on press today for The Milk & Money Tour!
There are still a few shows left that aren’t sold out- so get your tickets while you can! #wheretheprosprint #comedy #printing #printyourheartout #tshirts #standupcomedy #screenprinting #aliwong #babycobra #comedycentral #standupcomedy #traphisass
I can only afford sliced mangos when they are free from my aunt
#mango #slicedmango #noahmango
@aliwong it’s not mango, but I’m pretty sure a kid named Noah prepared this 🤷🏼♀️
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@wholefoods fruit for breakfast because I have zero self-control in Whole Foods and shouldn’t be allowed in w/o parental supervision
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#wholefoods #fruit #aliwong #noahmango
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#wholefoods #fruit #aliwong #noahmango