A Limerick

Ms Taylor :

A woman whose nickname was Taylor,

Wanted to go off lands with a sailor;
But both drank far more than much,
Unable to know where they touch;
Next morning she was with a wrestler
Have you ever seen or met anyone who wanted to sail off secretly with a sailor ? I did , Her did not end up in the arms of a sailor, but at an adviser’s office
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A Limerick

Larry :

There was a young man named Larry

Who always missed the last ferry
They found him an adviser
He gave him a big sizer
But he still missed the ferry but Mary
Limericks May use implications to remind of some past events in a hidden manner in the use of language In the limerick above, the possible implicature between ‘sizer-Mary’ and a further one between ‘sizer-Marty’ can be considered in an interpretative argument
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A Palimrick

The Wise:

They say, “Cunning men often pass for wise.”,

While they don’t rely on the problem of size;
To do it properly,
Carefully and slowly;
They search the same, other, and otherwise.
Palimricks , like limericks do not have always to be funny in their last line They have different functions like many other types of poetry, Here in this palimrick the reader may get the result of a series of events , or some end information and further away, some information or an advice-like news
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A Limerick

Monster :

A beautiful woman from far west

Was suffering from a big loneliness
So, they gave her a secret
A strange one to interpret
The secret was : the monster at Loch Ness
Do you think monsters can stop the problem of loneliness ? If so, how ? Please , send your ideas to appear here , below, on the comment part of this page
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A Palimrick
Teaching :
“Don’t teach your grandma to suck eggs.”,

Instead, you’d give her some dregs;
To relax her muscles,
With or without bustles;
But mind that she may walk in zigzags.
Everybody thinks their knowledge is so wide enough as to teach that lot to others Most of them do not bother themselves to learn more but teach
others less Is this why there is an expression “I wasn’t born yesterday!’ ? 😃
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A Limerick
Sexperience :

Mr. Shy’s attitudes had some radiance ,

This kept him almost always in balance ;
For Beth this was alright ,
To sleep with him that night ;
And to learn all about his sexperience
The poem above has a bit longer in syllabic pattern : 11 10 6 6 11
And there seems to be some sarcasm on the tone rather than a humorous effect Limericks may be used for this purpose, too

‘Curiosity killed the cat ’ Do you agree with this proverb , or do you normally object to it and rush to having some adventures ? Well , but for curiosity , there wouldn’t have been explorations , innovations , inventions and technology , etc. etc. and bla bla , would it ? 😃 Beth must have been a learned one now Have a nice Hump Day , guys ! 🥀
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A Palimrick

They say: "Gather ye rosebuds while ye may."

Think not about the day today; do play!
Jay always made a big racket,
What she did was, with a bracket :
History mentioned her life as a decay.
After reading proverbs, there comes up some sort of reaction for or against that proverb Whatever the reaction is like , we call it ‘anti-proverb’ If you want to use it within a Limerick poem , I call it a ‘palimrick’ coined by myself to mean “proverb + anti-proverb + limerick “
This is the structure of a palimrick poem.
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Trying limerick poem
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A Limerick
Ms Lunette:

There was a woman named Lunette

She read things in a new gazette;
Late one night she went out
Screwed with nine men, no doubt,
Her associate was İnternet.
Going over a previous limerick of mine, I observed that the syllables in the last line exceeded far too many in that version So, I shortened it as I could This new form looks a bit tidier than before By the way, the number of Ms. Lunette’s lovers were also reduced 🤪
The syllabic structure is as follows :
8 8 6 6 9
Again in the last line one more syllable look extra though according to the claim
that says ‘the more syllables in the last line, the better ‘ , it looks not bad 🤔
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A Limerick

A Woman from Vastham :

There was a nice woman from Vastham ,

With large boobs unable to walk fastham :
She had them for a while ,
Later not giving a dime :
She took them off while getting shagham
One peculiarity of limericks is that they sometimes coin new words for the sake of rhymes or interests In the limerick above the rhymed words in the linear-final position give us this sort of inclination

As some limericks are grouped among the poems of the nonsense category , the meaning achieved in this example has no truth value unless the woman has fake boobs Human organs cannot be worn or taken off unless they are artificial
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A Limerick

Olga :

Olga wanted to see the man in the moon

A friend promised to take her that afternoon
His room looked to be quite dark
Something down there was in spark
Later she learned how things got into bloom.
Curiosity kills the cat. I wonder what Olga wanted to do after this happened. 🤔
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A Palimrick

Holmes:

They say: “Bread always falls buttered side down.”

If something is mixed, it dirties a gown;
Holmes buttered Molly up,
He could get the final ‘Yup!’;
But he later learned she was lown.
‘Buttering up !’ Care should be taken ! Beware of its stains and more severe results

Do you think some is needed here , because palimrick delayed a day It did because I sent more than enough posts yesterday No butter up, please ! 😂🥀
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Chinchilla :

There was an obstinate chinchilla ,

She used to live in a posh villa ;
She was almost always drunk ,
Against the signs of the monk ;
Her necklace was that bottle of tekila
Sometimes limericks are considered one specific type of nonsense poetry because in limericks rhythm, colloquialism, daily sayings, are sought for rather than meanings. This is why in this type of poems are laughed off And that’s all. In the example above the contrasting words : chinchilla/villa , and drunk/monk reach to a strange end in ‚tekila’

The syllable number is : 9 8 7 7 10
The last line was lengthened keeping in mind about a contra-traditional tendency to lengthen the end line as long as possible
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A Palimrick

Ian :

It’s said , “Good things come to those who wait “,

It’s been so long , now Ian is overweight ;
So , he wants to get thin ,
In the streets of Berlin ;
He starts to run a rickshaw to Kuwait
Dieting for so long , eh ? I works for a time , and then gains more than it was before , because you brain has been programmed from head to foot into the new adaptations caused by that new amount of fat in your body The remedy is : strong determination of a never-loosening-mind fixing on a strong table of dieting Very difficult , but there is no other way If you are strong enough, do it If not , your ‘diet’ is just a story You’d better say “So long !” to it
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A Limerick :

Willi :

There was a young chap name Willy ,
Who said :

“If my girlfriend would see me
Flirting with young misses ;
By receiving their kisses ,
Should not think the kids is from me
There are some people who are always busy with planning They are so much involved with planning their lives that they still keep on planning some more unplanned parts of their planned live Nuisance this kind of people are , because they always act like robots Look at Willy above , do you think he is a bore ? What do you think ?

The limerick is of a traditional type which you can come across almost everywhere with slight variations
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A Limerick
Marriages:

When sweethearts are not found easily,

Some candidates are not thought heartily;
Options are observed one by one,
They are chosen just for fun,
And some are thus taken haphazardly.
Two negative clauses in a complex sentence looks a bit add in grammar ; however , the meaning expressed looks more striking than the two affirmative sentence Lol ! This is a syntactic explanation of the first two sentences in the limerick above Practically , think of the positive forms of those first two lines each with suitable adverbs. You may easily see the effect

As for the meaning , marriages are those associations that must be planned , constructed , protected , developed and continued very carefully and , the most important of all , with love and interest and enthusiasm Far too many “and”s , aren’t they ? That is the point : Forget not any “and” ! ☝️
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A Palimrick
Ivan :

„Hoist your sail when the wind is fair" ,

In strong winds, seduce her in a lair ;
Ivan liked this advice much ,
To have some soft female touch ;
But what waited for him was a bear
What a blessing , what a fortune ! Expectations do not always come right into what one thought in imagination

This palimrick does not use an introductory clause in the first line; otherwise , the number of syllables would have exceeded the usual syllabic pattern of palimricks as of limericks. The syllabic pattern of this palimrick is 8 9 7 7 9 , a reasonable pattern for this type of poem
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A Limerick
The Parson’s Daughter :

Lee was the daughter of a parson ,

Her voice was thinner than a garçon ;
She got so weaker and thinner ,
With a face of a skinner ;
Her shriek killed soldiers in a garrison
The limerick above uses a 9 9 8 7 10 syllabic pattern and a word from a non-English language that is French

Beware of your “killers” 😀 , guys !
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A Limerick

A Slot :

When Jill was in at night, Dick got hard

So,they furiously played the billiard
When Dick saw a small slot
He aimed at it a lot
Until he saw a sign saying “Discard !”
Billiard is a nice game , but it is rather expensive as compared to some other indoor games , because it necessitates a larger place and it’s enormous gaming table However, there are other cheaper indoor games that could be replaced instead, and everybody can play it indoors Well, cold weathers began to blow at the door The season of playing indoor games Good luck on Saturdays, guys ! 🍀
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A Palimrick
Angelica :

“ Absque argento omnia vanna! “

Try a bit; you will get a banana!
Angelica did it hard,
Without any ward and guard;
She still has expectations until manana. **

(ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴘᴛɪᴏɴ ғᴏʀ ᴛʙᴇ ᴀsᴛᴇʀɪsᴋs)

*(Without money all is vain.)

*Vanna: food miraculously given to Israelites for free after having been taken from the Egyptians.

**Manana: Sometime in the future
This week’s palimrick is about history History is read and some lessons are learned from it The palimrick above tries to teach and warn about some facts and realities behind the facts as well

Palimricks may take words, word groups, expressions , and even clauses and sentences from other dialects and languages as above
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A Limerick

Dysania :

Harold loved his girlfriend Sonia

They were happy in Harmonia
Once they got into bed
Two bodies lay in embed
Too much love gave them dysania
The business place of love is generally the bed , whereas , its unregistered workers of it spread it everywhere on this planet Now , they are trying to widen their borders out of the atmosphere, too Prepare to hear words like : “Love in the darkness of the Moon “ , “Love with the Beauties of Venus “ , “Love in Mars in Flames “ ! Looool ! 😂
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A Limerick

Arnold’s Girlfriend :

Arnold’s new girlfriend was very thin,

To go to bed with her was like a sin;
Her friends helped her everywhere,
And in lifting kitchenware;
She got help also in bed from her kins
Dieting is a very good health care , but the excess use of it is not a matter to advise
The limerick above aimed at this dangerous case, which is utilized by many people wishing to get thinner more and more In the end they get helpless from doctors because their metabolism is already worn out Be careful , folks

Whatever is funny , there is certainly some truth in it, too
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A Palimrick

A Thief :

It is said “All are not thieves the dogs bark at.”,

The milk may have been drunk by the cat;
A man came thru the window,
Not waking the young widow;
And the dog and the cat chatted with a rat
‘Barking’ is a signal of communication for dogs Like language signals, they can be used for different meanings and purposes Researches cannot give exact conclusions about dogs’ knowledge about understanding human language Meanwhile, dogs’ understanding the human language increases day by day though I varies from species to species and even from the individual to individual They conclude that an average dog understands about 150 - 200 words of human language As for their own language, the language of barking ; no one has had an exact measurement yet to understand them
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